The Restaurant Jokes that Annoy Servers The Most
Because sometimes the hardest part of being a server… is having to laugh at your customers’ corny one-liners.
1. “It was terrible!”
When I go to clear your empty plate, ask you how it was, and you say this and laugh hysterically.
2. “This will affect your tip!”
I really can’t even count this as a joke because it is not funny. EVER.
3. “Little infant Joey will take the bill!”
And I’ll just go take a double shot if I have to deal with your comedy any longer.
4. “But I’m only 20, aren’t you going to card me?”
If you’re 40 and still pulling this, I really hope your ID is expired.
5. “You’re out of the lobster? Bummer, that’s just what I wanted!”
Please 86 your sense of humor.